• Merch

    Wax, tees and branded piles cusions… except we’ve sold out of piles cushions

QUALITY GOODS, BAD HUMOUR – WELCOME TO THE AGEING SURFER MERCH STORE

We’ve decided surf brands are too serious these days. We’ve also realised this may be because our sense of humour never developed beyond fart jokes and shouting ‘that’s what she said!” however tenuous the innuendo is.

But the outcome of this journey of self discovery is some good quality products plastered in bad humour. However silly it all looks we spend a lot of time making sure the products here are good quality and priced fairly.

SURF ACCESSORIES

Blue Pill Surf Board Wax

Blue Pill Surf Wax

£2.95 (+p&p)

Keeps you up all day. An 85g blue pill of UK-made, vegan, kosher, halal, GMO free, palm free, coconut scented surf wax. Buy now before the cease and desist order from Pfizer turns up.

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Bulk Offer – Blue Pill Surf Wax – 3 for £7.50

£7.50 (+p&p)

Get your Blue Pill Surf Wax for a big old discount (usually £8.85) and gift a couple to your mates. Who doesn’t enjoy the tradition of sex themed surf wax? 3 x 85g blue pill of UK-made, vegan, kosher, halal, GMO free, palm free, coconut scented surf wax. It’s well sticky and keeps you up all day.

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LIMITED EDITION SURF TEES & CLOTHING

LIMITED EDITION – YOU’VE ONLY GOT A LIMITED NUMBER OF DAYS TO GET YOUR PREORDER IN. IT’S SO MUCH GREENER THIS WAY…

We’ve partnered up with our friends @ Everpress to create limited edition surf tees. We like this system as it’s mega green (no volumes of stock lying about the AS broom cupboard, made to order, good for the planet, responsibly sourced stock) and allows individuals to get something which is fairly unique rather than turning up wearing the same old fun tees as every other bugger. Keep an eye out as we launch a new couple of tees every month or so…

A.S SQUADRON Tee

£25 +P&P

Let everyone know that you are old, you surf, and that you look at stupid stuff on Facebook with this official Ageing Surfer Squadron tee.

Printed on an ethically sourced tee that is produced from 100% organic ring spun cotton – Fair Wear, Oeko-Tex, Vegan and GOTS accredited.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order from Everpress until March 22nd.

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Don’t Sweat It Bro

£21 +P&P

Chill man, go get a pizza. This one’s on Mumsie

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order from Everpress until March 3rd.

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Jingle Bells Christmas Swells

£21 +P&P

We got our mum’s to knit us surf related Christmas jumpers. We asked if they’d make a load for you guys but they just said ‘no dear’ and turned up Midsomer Murders so loud they couldn’t hear us say ‘pleeeeease?’. So we thought the easiest thing to do would be to print their designs on a t-shirt and not give then a GOD DAMN PENNY. SCREW YOU MUM… thanks for the jumper though… it’s kinda itchy, is this real wool?

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order from Everpress until December 9th.

> OUT OF STOCK

Not Dropped Yet

£21 +P&P

Bumping into someone at the supermarket: ‘Yo! How’s it going?’ ‘Well. I’ve not dropped yet’. We all know that feeling. Own it.

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order from Everpress until December 9th.

> OUT OF STOCK

Blue Pill Surf Wax

£25 +P&P

When you get to a certain age, you need a little help staying up all day. Lucky, there’s ol’ Blue Pill to help the ageing surfers amongst you. Continuing the long and pointless tradition of making surf wax sex-themed for no apparent reason, this tee, er, ‘firmly’ places the oldies back in the (bed)frame. Don’t forget to also order some sticky, sex-pill inspired wax – check it out here.

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order from Everpress until October 9th.

> OUT OF STOCK

F*CK IT DUDE

£25 +P&P

THE DUDE ABIDES. In memory of Donny, in accordance with what we think his last wishes may have been, we bring you the ‘F*ck it Dude’ tee.

This tee has nothing to do with Vietnam, Walter.

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order until September 30th.

> OUT OF STOCK

‘Yeah Boss, Both Ends’ Tee

OUT OF STOCK – STAY TUNED FOR MORE TEE DESIGNS

We’ve all pulled a sicky to go for a surf, yeah? And no one questions your excuse if you’re claiming to leak from both ends. Just check the swell first… and don’t wear this to work, otherwise the game’s up.

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order until August 11th.

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‘Shaka’ Tee

OUT OF STOCK – STAY TUNED FOR MORE TEE DESIGNS

Shaka bruh! The ultimate in hand signal technology, the Shaka will never cause offence. It’s like smiling, but with your hands.

Printed on a Continental NO3 100% combed cotton tee – a regular cut and a quality construction that stands out when compared to cheaper basic garments. The N03 is true to size and Fair Wear and Oeko-Tex certified.

Limited Edition: Available to pre-order until August 11th.

> OUT OF STOCK

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