‘UM, DARLING I’M JUSTING POPPING OUT, GOT SOME REVIEWS TO WRITE FOR THIS…. THING.

[Quickly straps boards to roof of car & howls it off the drive.]

We don’t want to stifle you and tell you how to write a review, you can do it in anyway you see fit. We have supplied some templates to help it along though. If you want to go all Hunter S on us and write a long rambling drug fuelled monologue about Thurso, feel free…

We will pretty much publish all that we are sent. However we reserve the right to not publish your content, like if it goes a bit too fifty shades of grey, this is not an erotic novel or the back pages of a lads mag.

In life as well as online we like to keep it easy, so just send us an email with a review of a surf spot, or a wetsuit you feel everyone needs to know about, or some surfboards or accessories that may have changed your surfing for the better or worse. Below are the word docs to let you know what we’re looking for. Feel free to fill in or just use as a guide, and please also feel free to send photos related to what you are reviewing. Try not to send nudes, unless of course it’s related to your content. Salty Mike, thought he could win a competition on ‘This Morning’ that way. It turn’s out they are a lot stricter than we are. And anyway, let’s face it, beyond 30 you’ve seen it all, not a lot of shocks.

If you’ve filled in one of our review forms, smashed out a novella you wish to share with us, or even if you’ve just free-styled something on the back of a fag packet, send it and any images to hello@ageingsurfer.co.uk